Somewhat amusing statements (from real life conversations) taken completely out of context for your enjoyment.Tumblr (3.0; @ladamarasquache)http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/“I don’t like staircases like you do.”http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/50757158235http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/50757158235Sat, 18 May 2013 14:03:35 -0700“You know, they make Soylent Green? But it isn’t people.”http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/50614041735http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/50614041735Thu, 16 May 2013 17:19:02 -0700“Never sing louder than beautiful.”http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/49897862479http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/49897862479Tue, 07 May 2013 18:11:26 -0700“It tastes like Christ.”http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/49712210676http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/49712210676Sun, 05 May 2013 13:03:39 -0700“The baby had her own frapp, girrrl. Her own frapp!”http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/49553080473http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/49553080473Fri, 03 May 2013 17:55:25 -0700“I’m hitting you with softness.”http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/48250541989http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/48250541989Wed, 17 Apr 2013 19:46:42 -0700“I’m your bounce house of love.”http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/45308917954http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/45308917954Wed, 13 Mar 2013 17:58:58 -0700“Get in the pants!”http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/43993143931http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/43993143931Mon, 25 Feb 2013 10:00:58 -0800“Some call it wiggling. I call it expression.”http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/40700780651http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/40700780651Wed, 16 Jan 2013 12:23:01 -0800“Wellness tastes awful.”http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/40605056611http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/40605056611Tue, 15 Jan 2013 08:05:57 -0800“There are no people, only racoons.”http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/40312814580http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/40312814580Fri, 11 Jan 2013 20:49:23 -0800“I have a waist that doesn’t agree with jeans.”http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/39103869996http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/39103869996Fri, 28 Dec 2012 21:22:23 -0800“Mellow out, Jesus.”http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/37532697620http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/37532697620Sat, 08 Dec 2012 21:04:33 -0800“I’m gonna go find some fresh air. I need a cigarette.”http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/37241701264http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/37241701264Tue, 04 Dec 2012 20:36:41 -0800“I’ll be the harp…”http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/36193149882http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/36193149882Tue, 20 Nov 2012 21:26:13 -0800“It’s not like a total neon emergency… just a warning.”http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/35674158920http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/35674158920Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:29:57 -0800<p>You’re very welcome!  Thanks for tuning in… I’ve always got my ears open waiting to overhear some random gem.</p>http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/33375960804http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/33375960804Thu, 11 Oct 2012 12:03:29 -0700“This is what help feels like…”http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/33044999451http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/33044999451Sat, 06 Oct 2012 17:29:43 -0700“I don’t even have energy for Journey, I just tried right now.”http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/32329253433http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/32329253433Wed, 26 Sep 2012 07:53:33 -0700“Dick magic, that shit changed my life.”http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/32099065970http://ladamarasquache.tumblr.com/post/32099065970Sat, 22 Sep 2012 20:47:36 -0700