Quote of the Day

Somewhat amusing statements (from real life conversations) taken completely out of context for your enjoyment.

I don’t like staircases like you do.

You know, they make Soylent Green? But it isn’t people.

Never sing louder than beautiful.

It tastes like Christ.

The baby had her own frapp, girrrl. Her own frapp!

I’m hitting you with softness.

I’m your bounce house of love.

Get in the pants!

Some call it wiggling. I call it expression.

Wellness tastes awful.

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